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Coffee 3:48 Mon Mar 26
Hellman's Mayonnaise

Is there anything better, any finer, more versatile or appealing condiment? I think not.

Far Cough 3:58 Mon Mar 26
Re: Hellman's Mayonnaise

It's SHIT

cornish 3:59 Mon Mar 26
Re: Hellman's Mayonnaise

English Mustard.

Spandex Sidney 4:01 Mon Mar 26
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Salad Cream shits all over mayo

On a salad, of course!

worm 4:25 Mon Mar 26
Re: Hellman's Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is vile, regardless of the manufacturer.

Make the most of it, because when I'm running the country that shit will be banned.

roltrader 4:26 Mon Mar 26
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Far Cough 3:58 Mon Mar 26

...you utter bastard, you knew I wanted to say that

lewisnadasurf1 4:27 Mon Mar 26
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I agree

Mayo / Ketchup
Mayo / Mustard
Mayo/ BBQ

It literally goes with everything.

Not brown sauce though. That shit is rank.

Mart O 4:29 Mon Mar 26
Re: Hellman's Mayonnaise

I love it. It's especially tasty with hind leg of BLACK LAB.

Hammer and Pickle 4:29 Mon Mar 26
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It used to vary from market to market, with the English Hellman's being pretty much a totally different thing to the Spanish. Don't know if that's the case any more.

I like the new retro-look label though.

13 Brentford Rd 4:38 Mon Mar 26
Re: Hellman's Mayonnaise

Just Hellman's?
It is a French dressing you know.
Salad cream is the English equivalent which I prefer but it is not as versitile as Mayo.

Northern Sold 4:39 Mon Mar 26
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SCUM

Biggie Biggs 4:42 Mon Mar 26
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Fucking disgusting shit

Toe Rag 4:43 Mon Mar 26
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Salad cream tastes of poverty.

Northern Sold 4:49 Mon Mar 26
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You can have your changing of the Guard.... you can have your dancing round a maypole... you can have your bubble and squeak with custard... You can have your British Pint of Stella... you can EVEN have your RAF black labrador called a naughty un PC name... but none of that comes as close to British Patriotism to HATING mayonnaise...

RULE BRITANNIA...

FUCK MAYO

gph 4:55 Mon Mar 26
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Cherries are FOREIGN too, NS.

Imported by Henry VIII.

Any Old Iron 4:55 Mon Mar 26
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Hellmans, the Coldplay of Mayonnaise - a big brand bought by the masses but bland, tasteless and boring. Just cos somethings popular don'tmake it good.

Sainsbury's French style mayo is the only decent one in the UK.

Coffee 5:06 Mon Mar 26
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Coldplay, my foot.

It's NOT bland and it's NOT tasteless.

El Scorchio 5:09 Mon Mar 26
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It's fucking rank.

Salad cream is the only condiment that tops it for it's vile nature.

Troy McClure 5:27 Mon Mar 26
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WOOAHHHHHHH

Salad cream is fucking wonderful you peasants

only1billybonds 5:32 Mon Mar 26
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Mayo.
Salad cream.
Ketchup.

None of the above never have and never will get anywhere near my mouth.
Actually,salt,vinegar,pepper and brown sauce are the only things i ever add to my food. Fussy cunt me.

madeeasy 5:33 Mon Mar 26
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I like Mayonnaise a lot, but surely Ketchup is more versatile? Not that I like it

Salad cream I love in a cheese and salad sandwich.

Favourite condiment though is Horseradish with my beef, however i also like Mint Sauce with Lam.

Had pork yesterday and am not too fussed about apple sauce

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